Anaxagoras’ Revenge (Since The Best Girl Is Yet To Big Bang)

Update for First Song:

Con spirito ma non troppo

Chorus: There’s no mind without a brain,
you can’t find a love in vain,
there’s no social interaction without you
(and you and you and you and you…).
Sing your dirge without a pyre
like your smoke requires a fire,
and some antecedent intercourse, too.

1. (Then) Don’t have sex with what you can’t,
skip the maid and meet your hand,
and the ups and downs and pros and cons therethrough.
Primum Movens is the first
thing to come, but when rehearsed,
even your mind might come into existence anew.

2. You never get a chance without taking it,
in the world there is no love without making it,
Spontaneous Generation never left the sea.
There’s no proof that God’s not faking,
but you live only when aching
frae abiogenesis to eschatology.

3. Evolution’s come to stay,
so retribution has its way.
Salt your Primordial Soup, stand for your last meal in a queue,
sigh, defy, and shanghai,
bid your sanity goodbye,
but if you’re a lucky sailor, your monster creates you.

Auch dieses Lied ist zur Vertonung freigegeben. Es sollte eindeutig klingen wie etwas, das Monty Python für einen Männerchor gehalten hätten; nicht ganz so juhumäßig wie Knights of the Round Table und lange nicht so poguös wie Drunken Lullabies von Flogging Molly vielleicht, wenn Sie folgen können.

Image: Made Explicit: Awesome picture of my grandmother, February 11, 2006.